The Best Burgers in Tampa Bay at Burger Monger in Carrollwood
Burger Monger is the official Burger King of Tampa (barring Burger King). Far and above the best beef around, Burger Monger is a semi-sexual experience.
Wings at Gator’s Dockside in University
Gator's Dockside is a place that serves wings & other sports bar type items. This is because it's a sports bar, as made evident by the TVs playing sports.
A Caribbean Delight at Bahama Breeze in Town N Country
THE SOUNDS AND FLAVOURS OF THE CARIBBEAN CAN BE YOURS AT BAHAMA BREEZE. TASTE THE ISLAND FLAVOR YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. LICK THE JERK CHICKEN. IT IS GOOD.
Lame Boba Drinks Can Be Found at Boba Internet Cafe in University
Boba Internet Cafe was the beginning of the boba craze for me, and then died a shame-filled poop-panted death when they switched owners ~2006. Poop-panted.
Greek Food and/or Clubbing at Acropolis Greek Taverna in New Tamp
Acropolis Greek Taverna... somewhere between crappy dirt food and fancy date time food in quality. Also a club. I swear I will not type "Acrapolis" within.
Tea, Boba, and Deep Hangs at Kaleisia Tea Lounge in University
Kaleisia Tea Lounge is the classiest, sexiest tea spot in Tampa Bay, where you can suck down bobas and chat up dirty hipsters. And relax.
Cuban Sandiwches and Less at Pipo’s: The Original Cuban Caf
Pipo's "Original" Cuban Cafe may have not been the first, most original Cuban cafe of all, but at least they make Cuban food. Crappy, generic Cuban food.
Fast Food Gyros and Wings at Salem’s Gyros and Subs
Time to get down and dirty with Salem's Gyros and Subs. And by down and dirty, I mean intercourse with gyros. Because come on, why not? CHEAP AND DELICIOUS.
Comparatively Upscale Pizza at Anthony’s Coal Fired Pizza i
Anthony's Coal Fired Pizza offers a somewhat classy alternative the dirty hobo pizza you're all used to. Prepare to be "impressed" by some fancy pizza.
Delicious Sandwiches and Friendly Service at Bearss Sandwiches in
Literally a mom and pop joint, Bearss Sandwiches boasts great sandwiches and great, fun service. The kind of place you'd want to be a regular at.